Seriously though. What happened to Huell?

Seriously though. What happened to Huell?

Is This Real Life?

At one point during the meeting, Ballmer chose to play the song he used back at his first company meeting in 1983: Michael Jackson’s “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’”. He then proceeded to jump and dance around the stage screaming at the top of his voice “the sound of Microsoft!” After the song ended, an emotional Ballmer paused to “enjoy this for a minute,” with tears visibly streaming down his face. “You work for the greatest company in the world, soak it in.”

Ballmer also thanked the thousands of Microsoft employees who had queued to see his final speech. “I want to say thank you…this isn’t about any one person. It’s about a company that’s important, that’s forward thinking, that’s innovative.” Ballmer ended his emotional speech with Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes’ “I’ve had The Time of My Life” playing in the background before he screamed “I’ve had the time of my life” and continued to dance and run around the stage. Microsoft employees in the audience shook hands with Ballmer and screamed “we love you” as they cheered and clapped throughout his final speech.

From The Verge

When I want to feel like a boss, I look at this GIF.

When I want to feel like a boss, I look at this GIF.

It’s always a good time for the Carlton dance.

It’s always a good time for the Carlton dance.

In defense of “beautifully, unapologetically plastic”

riversongandthedaysthatnevercame:

buzzfeed:

Your favorite celebrities with their past selves. We know you’ll never change on us Keanu. 

Well this was confusing as fuck

I love Photoshop trickery like this.

Holy crap. Choking hazard alert.

The Internet’s infatuation with all things related to animals has reached new heights. Sidenote: The phrase “What does the fox say?” is on infinite loop in my head right now. Help.

A Mostly Strange Yet Intriguing Pop Culture Mash-Up

Although I do have to say, “Started from the Bottom” would be perfect as a soundtrack for one of Walter White’s triumphant Heisenberg moments.

Shout out to @probs99 for this awesome print.

Shout out to @probs99 for this awesome print.